February 2012
67 posts
FUCK THIS MAPQUEST S**T, I HATE YOU ALL
hisnamewasbeanni:
First proper attempt:
Picked the country (Mexico) within a minute.
Worked out the town in a few more.
Searched for an airport for over 45 minutes, ended up getting frustrated and searching on a map when it got too late and I had to go. Turns out I’d landed within 10km of the closest airport, and ‘drove’ along the highway straight past it. I then proceeded to follow that...
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GUYS
MAPCRUNCH ANTARCTICA okay stop it james back to work
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MAPCRUNCH
I love how when you get Australia within like half a second you’re like “This is Australia.” Or for me it was like that anyway. Once I thought that and then about twenty seconds later I was like, “No, it’s New Zealand” and it was. cool story bro.
Whoever invented this MapCrunch game
I don’t like you. But my first two goes I totally got the right countries in like a minute. Europe is a country right?
“…
‘Okay.” And then the line was quiet but not dead. I almost felt like he was...”
– The Fault In Our Stars - By John Green (via existentiallyfraughtfreethrows)
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Oh shit
I have let my confidence turn into complacency. Looks like I’ll just have to Be More Awesome now to make up for it.
Best idea ever.
hisamusingworld:
tjturnitup:
This halloween, I want all my friends and I to go as a different alter from United States of Tara. Oh my god it would just be the best ever.
totally stealing this
So long as Murray is Alice. also shotgun Shoshanna.
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A week away from my big conference and then my return to Brisbane. I’m gonna have my picture taken a bunch and then even after that I need to be pretty so that everyone who hasn’t seen me for three months will be like, “golly, I forgot just how attractive that boy is. How this time apart has washed my slate of preconceptions anew, what are all these feelings I have never...
Townsville!
hisamusingworld:
the land where not having a lift is the only thing stopping you from having fun
THE ONLY THING. When the fun on the other side of town is just as far away as the fun I’m not having with my other friends in Brisbane.
Dad wants me to mow the yard.
liamgoesforth:
I don’t think he understands that if the grass isn’t long I won’t be able to attract wild Pokemon to the area.
LEGIT.
Introspectography: Should Valentine's Day make me... →
qui-saltat-sobrius:
winslowaz:
It doesn’t. I don’t think it’s possible for me to be more aware of it. It’s not like you wake up one day thinking: “oh everyone else is expressing love, this reminds me of my loneliness.” By its insidious nature your very existence should remind you of…
Something to capture your imagination, given that you just posted this, I think:...
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Should Valentine's Day make me more acutely aware...
winslowaz:
It doesn’t. I don’t think it’s possible for me to be more aware of it. It’s not like you wake up one day thinking: “oh everyone else is expressing love, this reminds me of my loneliness.” By its insidious nature your very existence should remind you of loneliness in a compounding, unrelenting manner.
But how can you be lonely while the inside of your own mind is infinite?
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hisamusingworld:
my dearest friend just said I’m a drunk mess and I should go to bed so adios!
…this is sweet and I am no longer mad with you. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been James and Jon, old married couple. We’re like this all the time!!
So I know I just responded to a post calling me a whore then posted something depicting a man soliciting himself for drinks but it’s a CULTURAL REFERENCE TO SOMETHING I RECENTLY WATCHED and also I kind of hate that character anyway.
hisamusingworld:
qui-saltat-sobrius:
hisamusingworld:
qui-saltat-sobrius replied to your post: I am drunk
Grindr.
not to judge you based on your sexual experiences or anything but you’re a whore
Um. I refute this.
reluctantly accepted
You’re a drunk mess and you should go to bed.
hisamusingworld:
qui-saltat-sobrius replied to your post: I am drunk
Grindr.
“not to judge you based on your sexual experiences or anything but you’re a whore”
Um. I refute this.
kate-literally:
hisamusingworld:
I got told tonight that the last time I was drunk I said girls would be so much better if they had nebula’s instead of vaginas I stand by my words
#vaginas #nebulas #space #SCIENCE #homosexuality #gay
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I want to write a TV series
About Fiedler, an exasperated and delightfully disgruntled worker in a Nazi death camp.
This goofball comedy will feature themes audiences can relate to, such as the overbearing boss, the frustrating world of bureaucracy, whacky Jenny from accounts (who is secretly a gypsy!) , and stealing the wedding rings and gold teeth off of warm bodies after watching the life drift out of their eyes.
joshishollywood:
White girl raps all of Super Bass!!! You don’t wanna miss this
I am the best at Super Bass.
hisamusingworld asked: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
winslowaz asked: Ah! Can't believe I missed your friend zone post but I hunted back to find it. I liked it :) Makes me feel like writing one on the dreaded 'straight best friend-zone'
