A week away from my big conference and then my return to Brisbane.
I’m gonna have my picture taken a bunch and then even after that I need to be pretty so that everyone who hasn’t seen me for three months will be like, “golly, I forgot just how attractive that boy is. How this time apart has washed my slate of preconceptions anew, what are all these feelings I have never felt before! Am I in love? etc.”
DEMON FROM MY PAST WHY MUST YOU FORSAKE ME SO
It’s because I’ve been drinking, isn’t it? I broke The Rules written on The Magic Pretty Drugs and now I’m paying the price.
OH WELL.

I mean I guess it wouldn’t be a nostalgic trip home without some classic high school acne, right?
And now I might be going to town tonight? ugh I’ll just have to pick up from the sheer force of my charisma I suppose
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galacticism said:
Drinking beer makes you look buff. Even if it is shitty XXXX Summer.
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