He Who Dances Sober

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melnetta:

“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.” 

I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)

Story of my life. 

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Ah,” gasped Takeshi. “Baby! That’s the way. That is very, very, very good!”

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Well, that’s thoroughly depressing (and also inaccurate …ladies)

“The speaker, Algerian feminist Marie-Aimée Hélie-Lucas, is describing the conditions under which her nationalist government could rationalize new legislation to restrict women’s social and political participation, despite women’s active part in the country’s anti-colonial war.”

To say 2012 will be a confusing year I think would be an understatement.

“It is generally thought that multiple factors are responsible for the transition from the appetite phase to satiety.” - Environmental Control in Poultry Production

You can say that again.

“‘They can’t kill you unless it’s for money,’ said Catseye”

Does this mean I become a hooker?

The two dwarfs, staring straight ahead, both nodded imperceptibly

From their formation just before and during the Great War, Australia’s Country Parties were presented with five plausible political strategies: to aspire to work majority governments (achieved only in Queensland from 1983-89); to sit on the cross-benches and bargain with other parties (as occurred briefly in the federal Parliament under the leadership of Bill McWilliams in 1920-21); to garner support from other parties and create minority governments (which were common in Victoria in the 1930s and 1940s); to form stable coalitions with the Liberal Party and its predecessors (which has proved the most popular strategy); or to amalgamate with the Liberal Party (which has been the least popular).

oh baby, oh baby.

yeah semicolons yeaaaah

(Source: loveclaire)